HENCH/Baldwin Round 2!
6-16-01 HenchPAC Exclusive!
Armed with only a cold beer, I was electronically assaulted by Alec Baldwin this afternoon. At first I didn't believe it was him, but it became obvious quite quickly that I had gotten the real McCoy, you just can't ACT as silly as he does! He obviously was finally clued in to the FReep of him I posted x-x-20001, and he's obviously pissed off, as you can tell from our following e-mail exchange:
Howzat@aol.com Sun 6/17/2001 3:25 PM
I saw your comment about me at La Finestra.
You are a filthy coward and a gutless liar, like nearly all Free Republic
subscribers.
The next time you see me there, introduce yourself. We can walk into the
back
parking lot. You know, just to the left of the kitchen service window, and
down the hall past the bathrooms. And there, in the shadow of the buzzing
traffic on the 101 Freeway, I can beat your gutless, hillbilly ass.
You are a liar and a coward. Don't ever forget that. I will beat your
cowardly ass like the lying dog you are.
ALEC BALDWIN
(THIS IS REALLY HIM!!! WHY WON'T YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF, YOU FILTHY WEASEL???)
HENCH Sun 6/17/2001 3:40 PM
Haven't you moved to France yet?
And by the way, YOU are a cowardly scumbag weasel for threatening Henry Hyde and his family merely because he was doing his Constitutional duty to impeach the scumbag-liar-traitor friend of yours who you have so much in common with.
HENCH
Howzat@aol.com Sun 6/17/2001 3:31 PM
Come see me at La Finestra and take your beating, you weasel.
HENCH Sun 6/17/2001 3:46 PM
Take your medication.
Actually, you've already received a bit of your own medicine from me. Now take it like a man, and realize that, ACTORS SHOULD STAY OUT OF POLITICS. Only Reagan was smart enough to make the jump, and judging by your irrational comments, both on T.V., and to me, you just can't cut it.
Howzat@aol.com Sun 6/17/2001 3:41 PM
<< Only Reagan was smart enough to make the jump, >>
You are kidding?
Reagan was a boob and a disgrace as President, much like this beerblasting,
keg-tapper that's in there now.
You must be crying now that moderates like Jeffords and, soon, McCain
are
bolting that crypto-facist whorehouse called The Republican Party in order
to
actually accomplish something for the American people.
All of you GOP oil whores don't know what pain is. Wait until we knock
off
this asshole Bush and his Dr. Strangelove VP, Cheney.
You ought to leave the country.
HENCH Sun 6/17/2001 4:04 PM
"Reagan was a boob and a disgrace as President"
Reagan won the cold war, cut taxes to boost a faltering economy under Carter, returned prestige to the American name, and is still revered around the World as one of the greatest Presidents we've had. Only liberal revisionists such as yourself actually believe your comment.
"...beerblasting, keg-tapper.."
Former, thankfully the Lord can reform those who stray. Better than the coke-snorter we had recently anyway.
Jeffords and McVain? Get real. They are the true whores, panning for media exposure and committee chairmanships. Good riddance, they fit your party better than ours.
"Wait until we knock off....."
You just don't know when to shut your mouth. Not only will I not repeat your insane comment, but I will be forwarding your e-mail to the Secret Service, for proper investigation. Expect a visit from the "Men in Black" soon, to explain your Federal offense in detail.
I intend to stay, but there's nothing stopping you from keeping your promise and moving to France. Oh, I forgot, you're a liberal, they NEVER keep their promises.
Howzat@aol.com Sun 6/17/2001 3:59 PM
< "Wait until we knock off....."
You just don't know when to shut your mouth. Not only will I not repeat your
insane comment, but I will be forwarding your e-mail to the Secret Service,
for proper investigation. >>
"Knock off" as in at the next election, you dumb bastard.
Why are you modern Republicans so dumb? So unironic and literal and...dumb.
The Republicans of Nixon's era look like cultured moderates compared to
you
Gingrich-era, Reagan-licking idiots.
Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Powell...all those election-stealing, GOP oil
whores...gone in 2004.
HENCH Sun 6/17/2001 4:11 PM
Here's a link for you to read, a little history about our greatest President since Washington, you might find you've been misinformed:
There's always time to confess to your sins and reform your soul. {;^)
HENCH Sun 6/17/2001 4:15 PM
Who are the Dems going to beat them at the polls with?
Joe LIEberman? Joe "Mr. Plagiarism" Biden? A re-heated Al Gore, complete with new-style Tipper kiss? I know, I know, Al Sharpton, right?
Get a grip. You won't be invited to the White House for at LEAST the next eight years.
HENCH adds: Not often does one get to hob-nob with Holly-snobs. Ever rarer,
thrashing them into hysteria.
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