Hillary is E-Illiterate !!!
So Much for “Digital Divide” - She’s Never “Surfed the ‘Net,” Can’t Figure Out E-Mail

WASHINGTON (February 29) - New York Senate candidate Hillary (no last name) warns the rest of us about the so-called `digital divide,` the gap between “Internet Haves” and “Internet Have-Nots,” but it turns out she herself is “E-Illiterate,” unable to turn on her computer, much less surf the `Net or answer her e-mail.

In an interview with The New York Daily News, Hillary (no last name) admits that she’s “still waiting to log on to the information superhighway.”  The problem, she claims, is that there are “huge security issues in the White House, which we are still working to get worked out.”  

“What’s she afraid of?” asked RNC Chairman Jim Nicholson.  “Is she afraid the Secret Service might have to wrestle her e-mail to the ground?

“Come on, Hillary, the water in cyber-space is fine.  Call up the inventor of the Internet, Al Gore, or ask some of the taxpayer-paid White House staffers who set up your campaign’s web page  -- ask them to show you around.  They can show you that a ‘search engine’ isn’t an auto inspection, a ‘recycle bin’ isn’t a place to get rid of plastics, and that a ‘www’ isn’t a Republican campaign chant.

“Until she actually surfs the web herself, Hillary’s got no more business talking about the ‘Digital Divide’ than she does talking about New York taxes - it’s something you have to experience to appreciate!”

HENCH adds: The "Smartest Woman in the World" can't turn on a PC and log onto the web? Damn, I can't believe there aren't ANY women who can log on without the assistance of a man. C'mon ladies, the liberal media has been insulting your intelligence by parading this idiot as the best you have to offer.

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